Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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