And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She's the barista slut.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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