So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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