Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
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