Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Life is so much better after having sex.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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