Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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