Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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