I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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