The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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