I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
should my penis look like a turkey
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm sobbing to NWA
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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