ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I want you more than these girls want KFC
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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