I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
