Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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