Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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