I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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