i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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