Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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