are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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