I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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