The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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