Grow some girl-balls and come out already
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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