What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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