He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I think I just sharted jello shots
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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