How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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