Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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