im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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