Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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