I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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