He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
