do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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