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if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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