So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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