He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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