At least make sure they are 18
Why
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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