Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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