I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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