if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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