Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
