Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
operation have a gay friend backfired
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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