If i come over, it means nothing
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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