Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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