We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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