I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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