but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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