Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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