She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
