this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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