Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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