but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
im holly from the hills drunk
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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