i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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