I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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