why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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