you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
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my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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