ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i would punch a child for taco bell
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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