I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
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I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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