I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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