Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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